12 Reasons Why I’m A Proud Full Brief Wearing Woman          

I never ever thought there would come a time that I’d love wearing full briefs. All those jokes of big ‘grandma undies’ hanging on the line, I vowed that I’d never go there.  I remember thinking how unsexy they were and that I’d never be caught dead in a pair.

why I wear full briefs
Oh, how times have changed since having kids and now I’m not afraid to admit that I’m a full brief wearing woman. Here’s why:

  1. I can no longer stand the g-string up your bum feeling. I don’t know how I ever thought it was comfortable.
  2. My bum is now twice the size of what it was back when I was 21 so that is another reason NOT to wear g-strings.
  3. I can’t wear hipster undies anymore because I have a muffin top aka. Kangaroo pouch since having kids. Hipster undies with overhang just don’t help with smooth lines under clothes!
  4. Full briefs are great for relatively smooth lines when I wear certain types of clothes and fabrics because I can cover my stomach and not cut it off!
  5. Full briefs are also great for when I don’t feel like being permanently sucked in with spanks, they give a bit more breathing space.
  6. Full briefs partially suck in my mummy tummy.
  7. Full briefs don’t dig in and leave me with marks because they’re cutting into my extra flab.
  8. I no longer care about what my underwear looks like, I’m all about feeling comfortable.
  9. I love the fact that I can buy a pack of 5 full briefs for $12. It’s a bargain. My budget for nice underwear no longer exists.
  10. I love the fact that when I’m going through a stupid bloaty period, full briefs help to conceal the fact.
  11. Full briefs make me look like I’ve lost weight when I really haven’t.
  12. The bum in full briefs is actually large enough to cover my bum!

Tell me, are you a proud full brief wearing woman, too?

Eva Lewis (The Multitasking Woman)

Eva is the Editor and Owner of The Multitasking Woman - a lifestyle and parenting blog.She always has her fingers in many different pies but wouldn't have it any other way. Eva is a Mum to her 4-year-old son, 2 month old daughter, two chickens, one dog and a fish called Bob and a wife to Mr G. They all live happily in their little cottage on the outskirts of Brisbane.

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